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PostSubject: Fridays in Hell   Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:27 pm

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.

Devil: Why are you so sad?

Guy: Why do you think? Iím in hell.

Devil: Hellís not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkiní man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well youíre gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: All right! Youíre gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our frigginí lungs out. If you get cancer, itís okay ó youíre already dead.

Guy: Golly!

Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.

Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you
name it. You like to do drugs?

Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You donít meanÖ?
Devil: Thatís right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and youíll never die ó youíre already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happeniní place!
Devil: You gay?

Guy: No.

Devil: Oh, youíre gonna hate Fridays.
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